Sunday, March 02, 2008

Again, again and again...

Some days I wish there was the time to pontificate like there once was. Take this latest sack of excrement from my favourite moron:

"Hillier, a Progressive Conservative MPP who once led the provincial landowners' movement, said the problem is related to provincial legislation such as the Clean Water Act, the provincial policy statement on land use and other "stupid" measures that restrict rural communities and property owners, as well as an "atrocious amount of red tape."

"That pushes people out of rural Ontario into urban areas," said Hillier. "As a result, their schools have declining enrollment and are closing up."

While I have yet to figure out the connection between these 'stupid measures' and declining school enrollment, I am well aware of declining birth rates, changing rural economic trends and centralization. Most of us are also aware of the vast rural development imbalance between communities with amenity features and those without - that go well beyond simple space factors. I believe in the benefits of rural schools, and attended them... ones which have since closed. It's also true that their closing rips the heart and soul out of a community. What isn't true is that rural communities are emptying simply because one has to locate the well 50' from the house or can't level their wetland for a gun range. As I've said before, co opting a desperate population for cheap special interest political gain seems to be a reoccurring theme with this fellow. A 'Rural Yahoo' indeed.

It smacks of insincerity... or perhaps it's just mere stupidity. I hope the latter.

Yet another bullshit statement from this one-trick pony and now appointed as Opposition Critic for Rural Affairs and Municipal Affairs and Housing. With this moron as official critic, rural Ontario is doomed. If there ever was a reason to get rid of Tory, this more than anything has to be it.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Sign of the End Times

As of November 9, 2007, Levitt and Sons, proud purveyors of Levittown and quintessential cookie-cutter suburbia, has abruptly gone bankrupt.

As the bodies of the American housing bubble begin to pile up, one has to ask... what's so special about Manhattan?

Happy New Year.

Friday, July 27, 2007

This one is for the Planning Nerds.

Urban Morphology Online Journals. 1997-2001

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dyer's

My next Tiger's game will certainly include a trip to this place.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

'Keepin' it Real'

Who would have thought the Star would debase itself with such insensitive drivel:

In the days before the killings, Benoit and his wife argued over whether he should stay home more to take care of their mentally retarded 7-year-old son, according to an attorney for the WWE wrestling league.

As we all know, the proper term has been 'intellectual disability' since the Conference of '86.

Oh dear Star, how low have you fallen.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Yip.


Well, I see it's been three months since I posted last. Amazing what a new job and a 100 acre farm will do to you.

Although, it isn't like much has changed... the London Fog is still all about the cheese, Edey's still frothed about the Frenchmen, and the Eponist is posting as frequently as I.

Frankly there's not much to say... just wondering really if my blogger account was still active.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Welcome to the Trough Mr. Hillier.

As predicted right here on the Velvy back in January 2005, Mr. Randy Hillier - professed savior of all Rural Ontario - is indeed running for provincial office. While we predicted the riding of Ottawa West-Nepean back then, Mr. Hillier has instead set his glorious eyes on the newly formed Lanark, Frontenac, Lennox and Addington. A hodgepodge of locales consisting mainly of commie Lanark County and its progressively minded environs.

Yet, like the Velvet Lounge, it appears that the provincial PCs are just as reluctant in embracing this apostle of the people. When the rube retired from the Lanark Landowners Association - not a month ago, mind you - he planned to 'take a needed rest and the time to enjoy his family'. But we knew better - the provincial legislature has just raised mpps salary 25%. Who could resist?

In the end, I hope he gets the nomination. If so, he's guaranteed a seat. And with Hillier having a seat, we're all guaranteed a few good laughs. The man is just not a carny, he's the whole damn carnival.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Oh the Humanity!!!

Fresh from the Edey blogroll dungpile, I am putting up this choicey lump of bullshit for posterity's sake... simply because I can.

It reminds me of the time the Dutchman's shit sprayer went haywire and coated the entire side of our 60' high barn.

The first comment is kinda funny though.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Finally!

The SCRCA has announced the 2007 installment of the great Sydenham River Canoe Race as Sunday, April 22nd.

This year should be excellent. After discussions with the Masteraid crew, it has been decided that the race itself will be a mere leg of a much greater 3-4 day journey.

50+km from Napier to Florence.

A detailed trip log will be in order.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Bullshit.

Hey 'Canada's New Government', you suck.

Bring back the Collections.

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In related news, resident rube retires and the King has a capital idea.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

When Bricks and Mortar Matter

The venerable Fraser-Hickson is closing January 31st. After 121 years of service to the working-class neighbourhoods of NDG, this privately endowed public library - the first public library in Montreal - is broke. Primarily volunteer-run and community based, a three-year municipal funding agreement dried up in October leaving the mainly Anglo facility in the position of depleting its endowment by $54,000 a month. To stop the haemorrhaging, the Board immediately put the facility up for sale.

As much a community centre as library to the under serviced neighbourhood, the locals are mobilizing through petitions, fundraising and protests (including mp3s) to protect what is collectively viewed as the heart (or 'living room') of their neighbourhood.

For those particularly interested, an excellent audio documentary will be appearing on this CBC website soon.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Hip 'Hoods

While researching a trip to New York this weekend, I came across this. Equally applicable to Toronto.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

All Things Considered

It has been a raucous year for the Auld League. From reprehensible imports to ‘suspended’ franchises, 2006 has understatedly been an undistinguished season. My Tabbies posted one of the worst campaigns in memory, an excruciatingly drawn-out exercise only tempered by the Boatmen’s self-ruination in the Eastern Final.

Legends retired, expired and perspired. A Commissioner was overthrown and rule oversights have muted what little particular enjoyment was left of the game.

A seven months I'd - all things considered - prefer to forget. Let’s hope this year’s Grey is worthy - I know I'll be getting shit-faced... just in case.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Whoop-dee-doo.

Toronto Municipal Election Redux, courtesy of Spacing.

* Also note the much contested Brooke-Alvinston spectacle.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Booklog7

Christopher Moore - 1867: How the Fathers Made A Deal, p.251

The 1860s suggest powerfully that the problem of the 1990s (and moreso today - ed.) lies less with parliamentary government than with the fact that it has largely ceased to function in Canada. When the (1997) election was over, what seemed missing from Canadian politics was that dead, and dismissed, and derieded concept from Victorian textbooks, responsible government.

In the middle of the nineteenth century, responsible government meant that the survival of the prime minister and his cabinet depended, day by day, on the verdict of a vigilant parliament. Members of Parliament were chosen by, close to, and dependent on (for those times) a broadly based and well-informed electorate. Contemplating the results of the election of 1997, I found myself wishing we lived under conditions more like those.

Happenings

With better things to do these past two weeks, my re-entrance into civilized society was highlighted with the news that Garth Turner was inexplicably sacked. Amid the rampant censuring of the Reformed Reform Party command-control machine (interpreted as 'party discipline' by some), Garth Turner often served as the lone constituent voice in a party which has taken perversion of parliamentary democracy to consistently new extremes.

Given that the good people of Calgary-Southwest are actually the only ones who elected Mr. Harper, I find it odd - and tragic - that simple disagreement is enough to warrant such an arbitrary dismissal of the elected Halton member of caucus. No Bush stomping here. Our system of government is pretty basic. Local people are elected to go and convey our views in the great national forum. Parties developed around representatives with similar political and policy interests with leaders dependent on the constituent minded support of caucus. Today's party practice has turned this fundamental notion upside down. The caucus has been degraded to the role of mere 'disciplined' disciples - sent out to blindly preach the gospel of whatever doctrine the top-down regime dreams up.

Mr. Turner seems to be the only one to understand the original concept:

"I have said here many times, and consistently since I was elected this last time, that I work for the voters — the people, the taxpayers. After that I heed my party and the political establishment. All are important, of course, but the people come first."

With such autrocratic machinery in place, are we to now blindly trust these characters to 'reform' the Senate 'for all of us'?

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Booklog6

Thomas Jefferson - Notes on the State of Virginia, p.164-165

Those who labour in the earth are the chosen people of God, if ever he had a chosen people, whose breasts he has made his peculiar deposit for substantial and genuine virtue. It is the focus in which he keeps alive that sacred fire, which otherwise might escape from the face of the earth. Corruption of morals in the mass of cultivators is a phenomenon of which no age nor nation has furnished an example. It is the mark set on those, who not looking up to heaven, to their own soil and industry, as does the husbandman, for their subsistance, depend on it the casualties and caprice of customers. Dependence begets subservience and venality, suffocates the germ of virtue, and prepares fit tools for the design of ambition. This, the natural progress and consequence of the arts, has sometimes perhaps been retarded by accidental circumstances: but, generally speaking, the proportion which the aggregate of the other classes of citizens bears in any state to that of its husbandmen, is the proportion of its unsound to its healthy parts, and is a good enough barometer whereby to measure its degree of corruption. While we may have land to labour then, let us never wish to see our citizens occupied at a work-bench, or twirling a distaff.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

In Togetherness and Reconstruction We Trust

I'd considered a 'First 100-esque' diatribe. Yet on the heel of 'Red Friday', I ask Bev... where's the abortion debate... the Wheat Board showdown... senate reform? In effect, the burning issues of 'thirteen unlucky years of appaling pillage' that brought us this minority government in the first place.

Is the domestic agenda being forced off the radar?

UPDATE: As per the comments, a self-portrait is in order. I found that dapper hat in a kitschy store on Queen West:

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Morning has Broken...

With cup of coffee in hand, I found myself climbing a loaded hay wagon this cool morning to enjoy something I haven't seen in a while:

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Intent and Purpose: Planning and the Fate of the Neighbourhoods of Toronto

In the pseudo-intellectual world of land-use planning, the most undesirable job is working the neighbourhoods. Those low-density places that visionaries, professionals and the public proclaim as the backbone of a city, yet secretly malign as dull, conservative and uninteresting.

In policy, the Neighbourhood designation in Toronto is distinctive as it ensures that new development will respect and reinforce the existing physical character in the name of stability. In every other developable part of the city, planners are explicitly directed to ‘anticipate change’ where the much lauded intensification goals of current initiatives are directed – the Apartment Neighbourhoods, Mixed Use Areas and Regeneration Areas – places where utopian visions are to abound. As such, Neighbourhood planners are treated as professionally subservient: a grassroots place to learn the trade, bide ones time – or more correctly as a place to just fade away.

You see, neighbourhoods just aren’t sexy. Planners are programmed to be more interested in the bigger things; they're trained as egomaniacs after all. One can crank out a tall building or help roll out an Official Plan, but whoa be the lowly three storey dwelling infill in a low density neighbourhood. It lacks sex appeal – as it should. Newspapers seldom notice things as trivial as land severances, but have full time columnists devoted to high rise issues. While the average reader is apparently interested in condo development battles, land severances are local and are subsequently viewed as minor – except to the affected neighbourhood, of course – and are handled by the local Committee of Adjustment1. Ironically, it is often the case that in terms of numbers, there is often more opposition to the severance.

Given the institutional and professional unofficial doctrine that size really does matter in land use planning (cloaked as ‘city building’ in the industry lingo), most in the business sneer at and by-pass the vital lowly stage of Committee planner. Content to head right for the big plums, these sort are a true detriment to both the city and the profession. While developing sweeping policy and large developments may satisfy fragile egos determined on name recognition and respect, the most important fundamentals needed in being effective at these very projects have been missed.

Subsequently, when discussion infrequently turns to the fate of the neighbourhoods, the general professional mindset of blanket intensification is thrown about as gospel by the holies – much to my chagrin. Safe in their static suburban enclaves, most have never even walked the places they’re bull-shitting about. Certainly intensification is a lofty goal – and many inner neighbourhoods have been subject to up to five distinct waves of urbanization – yet the question arises as to how to accomodate change without disrupting the balance that continues to make these places desirable and stable for reinvestment and revitalization.

The problem being that a planner can never truly comprehend an urban area if the neighbourhoods aren’t thoroughly understood. Inner neighbourhoods are special because they are so intricately nuanced, storied and layered. To be capable, planners today must be well versed in the art of nuance. Planning as a profession is no longer a detached rational-comprehensive exercise, but rather a generalist exercise in a myriad of realms. Neighbourhoods and their perfect mix of development pressures, citizen resistance and political intervention, teach professionals to learn the realities of the trade and cut through the bullshit. The sheer volume of development forces practitioners to fortify principles and be consistent in opinion; it is a good place to learn and practice prerequisite evaluation and research skills needed on future larger and more complex projects. Traits which are essential in a business focused around integrity, experience and expert opinion.

Sometimes it’s the massing, height or setbacks of dwellings that define the physical elements of a neighbourhood; sometimes it’s a characteristic like laneways. Economic development, historic development, transportation, social planning and environmental planning are often at play. Accommodating infill growth without undermining the scale and character of a stable, citizen involved neighbourhood is among the most difficult jobs in the profession; a balancing act encompassing innumerable spirited special interest groups and career developers seeking to build as big as the market will bear and move onto the next deal.

In any urban area, low-rise neighbourhoods are viewed as the foundation; the 'canary in the coalmine' indicator of the overall health of an urban area. In this context, the role of a planner is to foster the continued vitality and viability of neighbourhoods – in essence ensuring the clichéd balance between private development and public interest. To be effective in this regard, one must be entrenched in policy… and as such be entrenched in history. What are intent and purpose of the guiding policies? How has the neighbourhood evolved? How should it evolve? These questions provide the decision-making framework, of which expert opinions can be achieved only through solid theory, public consultation, market demand and thorough experience.

Given the market conditions, single and semi-detached development in the Toronto context is nearly always the most lucrative and low-density neighbourhoods are certainly under the greatest amount of development pressure quantitatively. The entire city is built up and with the resultant scarcities of land, the vast majority of planning applications are infill in nature. A decade-long building boom has left most streets under perennial reconstruction.

Standards such as Official Plan policies and Zoning By-laws guide growth2. Not as a punitive measure, but rather to facilitate development which has regard – not conformity – to the existing characteristics of a street and neighbourhood. It also sets a consistent standard which those interested in development can rely upon when purchasing property.

However, if a proposal exceeds the provisions of the zoning by-law (and most do), the public notifications are unleashed and the established community gets their say. It generally pans out as follows: On one side, extensive neighbourhood wealth fostered through continuous gentrification and a tradition of activism arguing for compatible – if not static – development. On the other, individual and career developers consistently pushing standards of compatibility - just taking advantage of market conditions. It’s the classic individual desire to maximize profits versus the collective appeal to mitigate adverse impacts on adjacent properties and the streetscape.

One of the keystone functions of land-use planning.

The pursuant political pressures are immense: low-rise neighbourhoods are where the votes are. Applications for a mid-block single detached development are often as controversial as a high rise on a major road. While NIMBY is a reality – innocuous terms like ‘stability’ and ‘fit’ often construed as ‘static’ – real and warranted concerns frequently arise. Massive homes often triple or quadruple the size of their neighbours are lucrative in this boom market and can have the unsettling ability to loom over a streetscape. Citizens do care about impacts on adjacent properties and the physical character of their neighbourhood and often resort to involving politicians and hiring a vast array of professionals of all stripes. The ensuing battles are often epic in nature and the subject of an occasional tall tale at the bar.

Infill applications drag out all sorts… neighbourhood crusaders, seniors, timid housewives… occasionally libertarians. Unfamiliar with the process, developers by nature have a leg up on the proceedings and often use it. Sometimes issues get sorted, more often they just get heated, trust is lost and parties become entrenched. Many proposals wind their way to ‘Old Faceless on Bay’ – the Ontario Municipal Board. The final arbiter of all planning matters in the Province of Ontario. Committee of Adjustment applications from the City of Toronto make upwards of 25% of the Board’s caseload alone – province wide.

Planners as a rule are stuck in the middle. Serving a dual role as the public face (information officer/administrator) while required to provide professional opinion on the application, public planners often walk a fine tightrope. Balancing physical character with the legitimate nature of redevelopment becomes difficult as politicians, residents and developers exert increasing pressure on the process and on staff. Like all good bureaucrats, many planners retreat to their technocratic training when questions and disagreements arise. Rather than engage, the practitioners (with the full support of the profession) often descend into self-preservation mode. Specifically barred by the Professional Institute from providing advice to interested parties (ie. citizens) without prior written approval, public planners are forced to reduce themselves to hiding behind jargon and well-honed methods of deflection – an enforced bureaucratic comfort zone from which most often never emerge.

By tireless attempting to legitimize their sense and role of virtuous supremacy, what the professional body, practitioners and ultimately politicians fail to realize is that Planners are only providing opinion after all – and opinions are like assholes. Political interest is not the public interest; the Official Plan and Zoning By-law are. Planners are explicitly trained not as advocates, but rather as measured rationalists of the vile sort. Rooted in numbers, experience and visual relationships, planners are bound by code to be uninterested and unbiased – while receptive to the notions of both public comment and the right to build. It’s an often rhetorical position built on a combination of qualitative and quantitative factors.

In the end, vast disconnects between reality and decision-makers exist. A real lack of understanding by both professionals and elected officials is becoming increasingly evident. Lost in the advocacy of it all, politicians, proponents, interest groups and professionals of all stripes end up fighting for the all important political capital. Rather than focusing on the much espoused goals of ‘efficiency’, ‘effectiveness’ and ‘good planning’, land use and public interest discussion often degenerate into a dreadful scene of jockeying and political opportunism in the rear corridors of the Chambers. An increasing fear among over-worked public planners of offering a position is exasperating the cycle. Unpopular professional opinion equates villain status and raises the ire of meddling politicial masters or infinitely moneyed developers. Staying ambiguous on either worthy or undesirable development is exponentially easier than preparing for and suffering under months worth of stakeholder pressures and intense multi-day cross-examination at the Ontario Municipal Board… particularly as the unrelenting inbox back at the office awaits your return.

The neighbourhoods are the true frontline battle scene of Planning Departments; one project did never a City make. From a professional perspective, a lot of the fundamental work is done in the neighbourhoods – tirelessly facilitating compatible development in a voracious market with a reactionary citizenry. It’s a tragedy that this work is undervalued and misunderstood by a profession consumed with plastering standardized phallic symbols on the cubicle wall as beacons of divinely inspired ‘city-building’.

While we may have come a long way since the bad old 1960s, the rational modernist ideals of orderly over-designed ‘efficiency’ and ‘function’ once espoused by the planning profession have not disappeared. They’ve only slyly repackaged themselves into a sleeker version embracing all of the latest fads and movements. Public participation is critical. As with any institution, Planning as a profession is entrenched and weary of adaptation and change; it's also reluctant and when does finally spring into action is as sharp as a bludgeon. Despite the adoption of unenforceable ‘urban design principles’, the professional virtues of fragmentation and standardization of old remains – and most likely always will. The sole difference being that new millennium ‘tinted float glass’ has replaced 1970s concrete as the established material de jour.

1. From a regulatory standpoint in Ontario, Committee of Adjustments administer the vast bulk of low-density neighbourhood planning. Specializing in zoning by-law variances, these Council appointed bodies are designated to consider varying existing zoning in order to facilitate growth with the proviso of having particular regard for local conditions. Want to build a new house larger than permitted? Sever your property? Add a couple of floors onto your condo building? This is the place. Larger projects are subject to a myriad of other processes – and direct Council consideration. All decisions are of course appealable to the Ontario Municipal Board.

2. On July 6, 2006 the Ontario Municipal Board approved a new Official Plan (pdf) for the City of Toronto. This document sets the objectives and goals of the city over the next 25 years. All policy and development must conform to this document. Policies specifically dealing with low density neighbourhoods are outlined in Sections 2.3 and 4.1. A new regulatory comprehensive Zoning By-law which will implement the Official Plan is currently in production.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Communities in Bloom!

In the spirit of summer... I nominate this place - the southwest corner of Sherwood Avenue and Mount Pleasant Road. How often does one walk along a dreary public sidewalk, only to be engulfed by an overflowing 'private' garden?

Thursday, July 06, 2006

To Whom it May Concern

[...]

To sum up: As far as I'm concerned, if the CBC, our own Public Network, will not reconsider their refusal to air a Stompin' Tom Special, they can take their wonderful offer of letting me sing a song as a guest on some other program, AND SHOVE IT.

STILL A "PROUD CANADIAN".

Signed:
Stompin' Tom Connors
O.C., LL. D., Litt.D.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Appalachiapalooza!

With my kinfolk back home reconfiguring Crank Radios, I'm left here in the urban jungle realizing the simpler inanities of life through this here internet.

Thanks to Metafilter, I've discovered the joys of the Digital Library of Appalachia. It's music section is beyond reproach (including search by Kentucky county). With over 9000 mp3's of the finest in back porch pickin', this is a true treasure of the now legendary roving Field Recorders - a group of driven souls bent on capturing a disappearing Appalachia community life.

From commercial icons like Cousin Emmy and Jerry Byrd to the more humble likes of Clarence Tross, Melvin Wine and J. Roy, the Library has served to combine several separate holdings into one fat collection for posterity.

Huzzah!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

On a Tear.

Amid the spotty coverage, Alex Jones 'bullhorns' the Bilderberg and was apparently nearly deported for his troubles.

"You have more power and money than you could ever spend. You own the Central Banks that print the money. Why then do you continue to try and dehumanize us? Why do you put mercury in the vaccines? 'Stanisodium' fluoride in the water? Why? Why do you put cancer viruses in the vaccines?"

I think I'll leave it at that.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

It's in the Genes.

For those of us interested in local history, behold 'Our Roots'. Hundreds of full-text historical books on matters from across the country.