Wednesday, January 18, 2006

La Predicción

And so it appears the tide is turning, tilting precariously toward a Conservative majority. In this election about polls and their partisan interpretations, the folks over at Election Prediction are better than most.

Personally, I have established a plan to deal with this election. The strategy is to begin drinking rancid bourbon about 8:00am, move on to wine for lunch and head to the polls about 3pm. Hopefully by then I will have those telltale ground spins. Success in this matter should ensure guaranteed memory loss.

If there is a scene, so be it.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would highly reccomend that you chug a carton of milk followed by a few lemon juice shooters so that you can add some emphasis to the ballot box after you make your choice.

3:03 PM  

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